Just a normal girl who wants to be a mortician.

I ♥ THE IMPALA
{ HOME SWEET HOME }

443-7ml:

raging-midgardian-soprano:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

and ellen page came out in 2014

this graph doesnt even make sense whats the unit of measure for the y axis wtf

443-7ml:

raging-midgardian-soprano:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

and ellen page came out in 2014

this graph doesnt even make sense whats the unit of measure for the y axis wtf

lokidarkshines:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

image

bravemellark:

Benedict being impossible cute behind the scenes of Sherlock series 3

(Source: cumbaebatch)

amy pond + colours

(Source: doctorwo)

miranduh-cosgrove:

clearly he has a girlfriend

miranduh-cosgrove:

clearly he has a girlfriend

You are beautiful only when you do beautiful things. Full lips aren’t as beautiful as a full laugh. Skinny hips aren’t as attractive as a quick wit. Think about treating others right, and those others will flock to you in screaming droves. Just peel back those artificial layers, Night Vale, unzip that name brand coat, those skinny jeans, wipe off that make-up, and gently (but very quickly) peel off that skin that’s covering up the true you. Look at those exposed eyes, dangling unprotected from their gaping sockets. Look at the blood and sinew slowly uncoiling from quivering bones. Admire that slippery viscera trying to squeeze under those dynamic ribs of yours. You are organic, to be sure, listener. Be proud of who you are!

—Welcome to Night Vale (via vintzent)

(Source: retroactivebakeries)

stability:

breaking news: i dont have to defend my opinion or anything i put on this blog to any of you

(Source: stability)

markhoppusofficial:

GOOD THINGS ABOUT SHORT HAIR
• super punk
• brushing is literally 3.5 seconds
• spend less on shampoo & conditioner
• gr8 in summer

BAD THINGS ABOUT SHORT HAIR
• “r u a boy or a girl???”
• “omg u look so different!!!”
• have 2 cut it like every 2 days
• the back grows out weirdly??
• “R U A BOY OR A GIRL”
• “OMG U LOOK SO DIFFERENT”
• HAVE 2 CUT IT
• LIKE
• EVERY
• 2 
• DAYS

(Source: certuries)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: fireflyings)

madresearcher:

daysofstorm:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

ok so there’s Sherlock Holmesimage
and then there’s bENEDICT CUMBERBATCHimage

I’m laughing so hard

Did I do it right?! 

bringmeknitting:

tookandbrandybuck:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

reblogging purely for that im sobbing ^

(Source: rosetylear)

illseeyou-rosetyler:

in which the cast continues to be the best thing ever

(Source: living-death)

tomy103:

猫専用かまくら!

sirdef:

GIVE ME THE MOVIE
galentine’s gift exchange pinch hit for brbshittoavenge! happy galentine’s darling!

sirdef:

GIVE ME THE MOVIE

galentine’s gift exchange pinch hit for brbshittoavenge! happy galentine’s darling!